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Dear Aaron

SOUNDS COMPLICATED?

Who better to ad lib with than a Radio DJ? I think you should have a host of DJ's from all over the country on your show to goof off with. Can I go first? lol ;) Doreen, On Air host of Nite Mix - Mix 107.7 fm. Dayton, Ohio

how bout', Conan wears a cape next time. You know, like a super hero. He's got the smoke, the awesome band music. He's missin' a cape fo' sho.

Conan should wear a cape.

Definately a cape. also i feel like he should be wearing an outfit similar to that of Evil Keneval. just a thought...

how about a pool at the end?

I think there should be a fight with a wild animal/Chuck Norris in there. Or possibly some showgirls for a big finish. Or throw in the Evil Puppy.

Evil Puppy > Everything.

Wear a viking helmet, and the german disko lights.

Conan should zip down the line in a Spiderman suit.

shirtlessness! excitement for the masses, i tell you. pure excitement.

Conan should wear a camera while doing it. Also, he should break through foam walls which are representative of his fears. LEVELS, PEOPLE.

Do it with Amy Sedaris as a Cheerleader! Then have her do it!

Put a gator tank below the zip-line.

He should zip line in the nude, or while giving a piggy back ride to Max while on fire.

The zipline has to be done at the same time as a German light show. That would be the best.

> A pit of animals.
> Conan has a paintball gun, desk has some targets.
> Zip line + Laser light show.
> Zip line over Max and crew.
> Zip line over anything, really.

Strip into a Tarzan style loincloth before swinging from the top!

***ZIP LINE + LIGHT SHOW = AMAZING!*** Wear a glow in the dark body suit or do something with a blacklight.

You should do the Zipline while having a German Lightshow

Conan should ride the zip line through a wall of steaks.

i think you should do the zip line in either a diaper or with a flag attached to your back in support or the writer's strike...or both. OR have that sexy manatee go down the line ...or all 3 lol

Two words:

Masturbating Bear!!!!

There is absolutely no reason Conan should not be going through a fake brick wall on the way down. I'm just saying...

Zipline through rings of fire into some interlinking sausages.

How about put some alligators on the floor and zip over them. Keep your feet up!

Zipline ideas:

1) Have Conan land in something cool, like jello, stuffed animals, a pool of slime, or a minty blue foam.

2) Have villians chase Conan on other ziplines. Weapons should be involved, too.

Remember, you will be making a young girl's dreams if either of these suggestions are used. =D

you should totally put something on the handle bars like sparkelers or something....

Conan should wear a spandex onesie with thousands of flashing l.e.d.'s that can be programed for like amazing light shows, with sunglasses that also light up and flash

Got to have some pyrotechnics!
Not a show without them!

Wear giant, bright colored fuzzy monster slippers of some sort.

wear a gorilla suit

Two words- alligator pit.

I suggest Conan do a two-man zip line. Put him in one of those two-man suits that instructors and students wear for sky-diving, and have Conan's passenger be a mini-Conan. And have them crash through Max Weinberg and the Max Weinberg 7.

Perhaps a sexy midget version of conan in a cape would work. The smaller person would probably slide sown the zip line at a much higher rate. Or perhaps conan could crash into a giant pool of pudding. Everyone likes pudding.

I think Conan should zipline through a pyramid of little people.

how about conan does the zip line while the light show plays with some techno music instead and crash through a wal of corn cans

Conan! I think you should be a leprechaun (again).... ha ha. Please... dress Conan like a leprechaun and have him hit a pot of gold at the end.

Crash into the masturbating bear.

Wear a speedo. And strap a newborn baby to your back. And when you reach the end, dropkick Abe Vigoda in the face.

There should be a collection of cardboard cutouts of Hollywood tough guys at the end of the zip line for Conan to barrel through.

Also why doesn't the audience have streamers and such to wave while Conan's going down the zipline.

Let's see Conan lie horizontally, face-down, on TWO bars. It might have to go all the way past the desk to the music stage, but it might be worth it!

Ok my dear. I think the Horny manatee sort of S & M thing. Like swingin' horny manatee. Or the masturbating bear goes down and crashes through a giant photo of Joel naked or lightly clad. Give Max my condolences, and Letterman shaved his beard...bastard.

Maybe dressed up as a ninja with crazy music to go with it.

You've gotta do the zipline to the German disco.

Mic Conan doing the demonic "hahaha!" stuff.

DO IT!

SPARKLERS! A whole bunch of those little fireworks sparklers could be mounted near the stage somewhere, and be set to go off as you wiz past them.

You might have to use some kind of glass shield or something though, but it would still look cool.

And landing on the desk.

And crash through a giant pie.

Have you seen the Japanese Jack Bauer song, by any chance? Seems like the kind of thing you'd find hillarious.

http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=2576

handle bar tassels and if u wear a cape u should break through a fake brick wall....or a karate costume and half way through break a plank of wood (fake or real)

I'm thinking a landing in a vat of something...

Mandarin Orange Jello Salad perhaps?

Dare I suggest we ramp up the speed a tad?

I think Conan should travel about 30 mph down that line. It was too slow. And, I think the line should land closer to the desk.

And, maybe wear a costume.

At the bottom of your zipline there should be a brick wall for Conan to break through. If a real brick wall is too difficult to break through, perhaps a fake one.

Conan on zip line with the german disco light show at the same time

Masturbating bear on the zip line

Do the zip line hanging upside-down by your feet. That's good TV :)

I was going to say a cape, Conan should wear a cape.... , but now since he wants to crash through something - he should obviously crash thorugh a brick wall and shout "Oh yeah!"

Chuck Norris

you need to put on a cheesy fake flame (the ones made of red yellow and orange cloth and are blown) and then put on a red police light on your helmet

Wear giant, bright colored fuzzy monster slippers of some sort. Or, dress up as Larry King and have Max catch you.

Conan,
I've worked in the high ropes industry for a few years now, so I speak of ziplines with some professional experience... You should definitely kick a bear through a plate glass window at the end of the zipline. This bear flying through the glass should be accompanied by explosions and fireworks and the song "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey.

Land in a vat of something. Perhaps chocolate syrup?

Light that thing on fire and have Conan crash through a minty foam!

he should wear a glow in the dark man-thong.... then turn out all the nights

Conan should tie a turkey leg around his neck and have a hobo chase him as he zips over the audience or he needs the cape idea but he needs to crash through a giant cutout of Labamba.

Let's see Conan lie horizontally, face-down, on TWO bars. Keep the "smoke helmet" and the jet noise, and it might bear some serious fruit. The line might have to go all the way past the desk to the music stage, but it might be worth it!

i think you should dress up as your carecter from pale force and go down the zipline

it will be probably the funniest thing i ever saw in my life

Conan should crash through a giant wall of Legos (or if you must, small plastic interlocking building pieces). Or a brick wall made out of those crappy fake bricks everybody played with as children. Or he could dismount onto a trampoline. Also, I think the guy pulling the rope in the background should wear a funny outfit and/or hat.

I think Conan needs to be suspended on it like superman, or it needs to be able to spin, or BOTH!

also, throw a monkey in the mix

Maybe dressed up as a ninja with crazy music to go with it.

Conan goes down the zip-line with Max.

That's good stuff.

You should definitely do the zipline during the German Disco Lights!

you should totally go through a ring of fire or at least over a barrel of fire. You deffinately need fire. and you should crash through a blown up picture of Martha Stewart

Dear Mr. Conan O'Brien,
I believe a good idea for the show would be to invite me & a few fellow IUP students out to play a few friendly fun games. We have Macho Mug, Power Hour & many more.. Of course it would be kept completely appropriate!

He should have a stuffed monkey on his back.

Conan should mix the german light show with conans zip line.

greetings

keep up with the light show!!

I think Conan should put streamers on the end of the zipline's hand bars and should fly over homeless people being chased by the masturbating bear.

I think that you should vaseline/vegetable oil the line up so that you go really fast and then crash through boxes with a bullseye on stage while wearig a spandex outfit with a cape

I think you should dress up as a writer, and zip over people dressed up as the big TV execs. lol make up some kind of superhero name for it! haha it would be in support of the writers, so it wouldn' infringe on their strike, and it would be so funny! haha AWESOME! Love the show, been watching since I was little. Keep up the FANTASTIC work!

German laser disco show with lasers coming off of the helmet...and to top it all off: Conan laughing madly with that nice echo microphone feature!!

Evil puppy at the end wearing a cape have a stare down while your zipping to the bottem and conan in some form of a superhero costume

I think Conan should sell his beard on ebay and give the money to a manatee charity. Anyway... Conan should ride the zipcord DURIND the german lazer show, wearing a Ziggy Stardust-esque glam rock jumpsuit. Perhaps to "Highway to the Danger Zone".

Conan should wear two falconeer gloves and when he lands two huge falcons should fly down and land on his arms as small explosives go off on the side of the stage.

I think we should combine some great ideas. Go down the zip line wearing a red speedo while a bad German light show takes place.

Have everyone in the audience hold sparklers amd have bike streamers on the bar you hold on too.

You should put on the German Disco lights with a huge cape and a spiked helmet. The awesome part is that you'll be covered in blinking Christmas lights with the "I'm too sexy" song in the background.

Oh, and when you land, fireworks will go off and you will strike the "American Hero" pose.

Blow the audience away and do it in a diaper with an explosion of gas to give you the added boost!!!

Conan should dress up as a super hero. Specifically, Beard Man. It'd be a kickass red and white suit with Conan's Beard in the middle. In addition, the smoke helmet would be outfitted with a sleek black visor. At the base of the stairs that he jumps over, would be a pool of water, in which would be a huge wall of jello for him to crash through. It would be truly fantastical.

Do the zip line, during the German disco light show, wearing a cape (it is good cape weather!) with the smoke helmet with the music of Aqua - Barbie Girl.

I Wish They Would Add To The Zip Line.. Like Make It Go Out Side Some How !

Let Max Weinberg Zip Line!!!

Combine Bad German Light Show WITH Bad Conan Zip Line :)

Best way to improve zip line: HAVE HELEN MIRREN DO IT!

Upon reaching the end of the zip-line, you fly straight into the chest of a bear, knocking him over. Several more bears will attack bearing baguettes as weaponry. Max will toss you two hickory farms sausages, and you will fight them back, finally retiring to your desk. All the while this song plays in the background:

http://images.vorhias.multiply.com/song/1/25/full/U2FsdGVkX19JSZ-yhbN8RcvZgB95YYUavy6oGo7-CLqfmzQKndO7Gg==/03%20Wailing%20Sirens.mp3?nmid=69911141
(Wailing Sirens by Sawtooth)

HAVE A GERMAN LIGHT SHOW WITH A SPOTLIGHT ON CONAN AS HE ZIPS DOWN THE LINE.

I would like to see conan put some meat or bones with dogs chasing him down the zip line, or at least going over a pen full of dogs, not small dogs big hungry dogs and then landing in something soft. I picture a bunch of cotton balls.

The only logical next step is, as others have mentioned, to combine the zip line and the German light show.

Hey Conan! I think the zipline was great...but wouldn't it be even more amazing if you had to fly through sausage, cheese, and bologna tied from the ceiling?! That would really make for a hoot!

Connan,
I think to make this zip line much more magical you should wear the helmet with sparklers on it and bust through the "Great Wall of China" while the Flight of the Valcories plays in the background.

German music disco lightshow music playing (obviously!)

Conan should go down the zip line through minty foam, and after landing he should have a dramatic death stare with Max.

Hello Conan,

My husband and I are your biggest fans we would like to see you with the light show in a skin tight motorcycle suit with flames, with the helmet of smoke and then flying through the crowd with a big dance of your own at the end, I think it is completely something you would do and we would love to see it!!

You biggest fans Michelle and Davion Williams

Conan should dress up in a Big Bird costume and ride down. Either that or take Bob Saget or Abe Vigoda with him. :D

Conan ziplines while larry king does color commentary.

Max needs to play a flaming drum set, and you (Conan) should be replaced with that cheerleader you had on the show a while ago.

Conan should zipline over the Masterbating bear.

When Conan starts to ride down the zip line, Rocketman (compliments of Elton John) should be playing in the background. Kudos if he can slide down it in slo-mo.

I have thought about this, and I think Conan should zipline while there is a huge spotlight on him and the studio is pitch black around him and he should either crash through a plate glass window or have Labamba stand there so he can knock him over into the couch while the Superman theme plays by Max and the band.

conan, you should hang upside down by hanging from your legs on the bar... since you're not paying for writers, fly me out and i'll do it and show you how it's done.
if that fails, have vomiting kermit go down the zip line. easy

I believe Conan should zip line over or through some cactus (cacti?). Fake or real, it doesnt matter but it would add danger and excitement :)

Conan should hang upside down by his knees and eat bacon while he zips down to Home Base.

I definitely think Conan should let the masturbating bear zip down onto the stage....
either that or have Conan and the Masturbating Bear simultaneously zip down both sides of the studio....while wearing smoke helmets.

i think conan should hang by his feet from the zip line. Also at the end he should have gigantic bowlin pins and see how man he can knock over

I think conan should have a tarzan loin cloth on as he glides down the rope

GREAT IDEA

I think he should dress like a clown with that circus theme and he should hit a wall of clown shoes. It'd be cute!

Into a tub of minty foam.

Try to get Chuck Norris on the show and do the zip line! He could also be a guest and talk about the Huckabee Campaign. If that cant happen, then Conan can dress up as Walker Texas Ranger (he has the beard)and ride the zip line like the clip from Walker. Remember the clip?

Place the Max Weinberg 7 in the path of the zip line and have Conan fight them off as he goes down.

First of all.....nix the guys on the wires -- if you're going to zipline it......FREE FALL!

Second...have a wall of jello as your crash zone

Third -- have a couple of the American Gladiators give you a "push"

Blow the audience away and do it in a "manpoon" (diaper) with an explosion of "gas" to give him that added boost!!!

You should have the light show going on while the zip line is in motion. Obviously a spot light will be on Conan. A cape would be good too.

Conan, German disco light show, into the zip line, try to do it with slow motion effects, then at the end some sort of chuck Norris clip or random clip.

Conan,
Def have to have a cape, good call by those people. But some sort of wings would be cool too, like coming off the arms. The best would be to get Max to zip line to his drum set! Or get guests to enter that way, in fact have them all enter that way if they want to be on the show!
Thanks, Kevin

Conan should dress like the macho man randy savage (since he has that beard these days) and snap into a slim jim when he lands. Or he could dress like the ultimate warrior with those silly bicycle streamers on his arms. Play wrestling music while he does it.

Hey Late Nite crew,

OK, my Conan Zip Line suggestion would be for him to zip through some rings (like hula hoops) and over a pool (filled with whatever you like. water is popular). The big finish: crash through a giant set of bowling pins.

undeniably, the only way to prove your manhood would require you to land into a kiddy pool full of jello. what's more manly than a kiddy pool full of jello? just picture michael bay's pearl harbor pumped up on steriods and red bull...you get the picture.

Conan's gotta go hang-glider style with his whole body parallel to the ground.

Conan should zip line with a man purse.

Cape, schmape. Conan should don early 17th century garb to simulate the defenestration of Prague.

Am I a scab for writing this?

Conan should hang upside down by his knees and eat bacon while he zips down to Home Base.

Conan should be in a Tarzan type outfit and rescue a damsel in distress at the end of the zip line.

My computer is really slow but here it goes.... CONAN NEEDS TO DO IT NAKED!!!! FO SHO!!.... with love...two crazy college girls at in Minnesota(UMD BIOTCHES!!)

Just a thought, but he def. needs to be dressed up as Pale Force guy, complete with cape and fly into terribly done robots. He should then gurnied out.

Cheers

Conan should ride the zip line with the Bee Gee's "How Deep Is Your Love" playing in the backround. After the landing, conan can give the camera a nice big thumbs up!

CONAN! Wear a skimask under the helmet, get a cape, have your tech (yeah you can see them in the background) wear space costumes, and DO THE ORIGINAL GERMAN DISCO all while going down the zip line.

Also, have audience members throw pies at your face while you go down.

Have a giant boulder roll down the steps after you.

When you hit the ground, get your guitar and shred with the Max Weinberg 7 backing you up (keep the pie frosting on your face for cool-ness factor).

It shall be epic.

Blow the audience away and do it in a "manpoon" (diaper) with an explosion of "gas" to give him that added boost!!!

Conan should be hanging by a rope that is about to break on a zipline that is suspended 50 feet above a hard concrete floor. He also needs to be blindfolded so he can't avoid the brick wall (that is somehow on fire) he has to crash through when he lands on his desk that is covered with steak knives glued perpendicular to its surface.

fireworks...if anyone can pull it off, you can!!

he should have it attached to his waist(so he can fly like superman), wear a cape and do it during the german light show

should have the masterbating bear ride the zip line

Wear some really awesome goggles. Fly over some roman candles and then light them, that would be flippin' sweet. Plus that totally trumps your normal entrance to the show, I say the zip-line should start her off!

I say find a "little person" who resembles conan and put him on the zipline and let it rip

Definitely combine the German disco and the zipline. Also you should invite all the old characters back and have a returning party for all the old characters (ex. Masterbating Bear) at the end of the strike and let all the characters come down the zipline while the German Disco MC introduces them. Hiring me to write for your show.

Conan should swoop in on the set to save a damsel in distress, possibly dressed like a musketeer. Sparklers can be going off as he flys down the zipline for more effect and he bust through a wall, have a quick sword fight with sound effects and saves her.

I want conan to land on a slip n slide runway watered down by hot bikini girls

maybe there can be a green screen in the background so it looks like him doin something in a movie

Conan should wear a loincloth while riding the zipline and then have children throw a mixture of marshmallows and jellybeans at him when he lands.

definetly a cape, GERMAN DISCO LIGHTS A MUST.... and end in a something....and POOF out of it. like a magician lol.... also hanging upside down then doing a flip off of it.

Light the line on fire before going down the line! Then have someone hit conan with a bucket of water when he comes to a stop!

Lino from NJ

Definitely a Cape, and maybe some type of Uniform. Not anything too crazy, but like a chest plate with a Giant "C" on it. And maybe he can knock over either bowling pins, or Styrofoam baddies

Or maybe he can Zipline all the way behind his desk!

I think Conan should sport a speedo and bathing cap and zip into a kiddie wading pool.

Hang upside down backwards on the zip line while the final countdown is playing in the backround.

haha Conan should fly down in a superman like position definitely wearing a cape or he should dress up like tarzan and have max weinberg play tarzan music!! HELLARIOUS!! i could only picture it but ide love to see it!! lolol

Send LaBamba, Max, or Joel down the zipline!!

Conan should be wearing a Boba Fett suit and he should zip line over a pool of velociraptors!

Conan should wear the irish flag as a cape and wear a leprechaun outfit and have a pot of gold at the end of the zipline

When Conan starts to ride down the zip line, Rocketman (compliments of Elton John) should be playing in the background. Kudos if he can slide down it in slo-mo.

basically i think that conan should be wearing a spedo and like dress socks and his like idk dress shoes.with the cape, maybe somone should pretend to set him on fire hense the smoking like helmet thing. and some other realli cool things.
ohh and like max and them should be playing some sort of tropical music to go along with the speedo. hehe thanks.
xoxo
-sammie

your suit should tear away revealing a superman outfit including a cape, and you should get a helmet cam, and you should break through something, like a wall or a window or something cool

Conan should go down the zipline with Vomiting Kermit the Frog.

PUT SOME OF THESE IDEAS ON PAPER AND READ THEM ALOUD!!! HAHA!

Don't go with German light show!
Keep the helmet and add strobe lights. Smoke is always cooler with strobe lights.
Oh...and the cape idea was good too.

You should have the light show going while zipping over the audience.

Go here for diagram

http://stevenpolley.com/conan.jpg

(I'm uploading now, if it's a broken link)

I got it! Keep the smoke helm, add a cape, zip line into a set of giant bowling pins!

i think Conan should wear a Velcro suit and at the end of the zip line he should slam into and get stick to a Velcro wall. Pretty interesting and random stuff huh?

I think the best idea for this smoke helmet is for Conan to walk off stage after telling the audience he needs to go fetch something and re-appear riding a pony or other small creature while wearing the helmet. simple and humorous. to me anyway. or perhaps this could be done after a commercial break and a native american costume could be incorporated.

He should wear a cape, a suit with flame designs, a helmet like the one he wore but more like a rocket, while going down the line confetti should be flying out of his outfit, and at the end of the line he should run into a huge box of minty foam that'll fly all over the place once knocked down.

Wear silver spandex and and jump into a mob of angry robots.

Have two zip lines going in opposite directions. Put them close enough for both Connan and Max to zip close enough to joust with each other. Then have them go at it.

alright here's the deal, Conan needs to zipline through huge pieces of paper as he goes down the stairs with the faces of his guests for that night's show on them, and then smash into a pile of sugar glass or whatever that breakable glass is onto the stage. he should also fly me out there to test it :). Conan is my boy.

CONAN GLADIATORS!!!!

ahahha you heard it hear first

you can also have someone challenge conna at the ring spin, the challenger to be decided by qualifiers and small competitions in new york.

you can also have conan try different sports, he such a weak punk it would be funny

you can also have him jump on a trampolene ( if thats spelled incorectly i'm sorry)

now as we continue get conan one of thos huge evil people chairs, and have him rotate the chair and have him stroking a cat with mambo face on it ( the guy who has no hair, fat and attempts to be funny and like the looser he is plays the trumbone)

for more ideas please reach me

Let's kick this up a notch. Start with some good ideas like the cape so Conan in a red cape and either a blue speedo or the metal underwear sting wears in dune. He should crash through a wall of foam cheese heads. Instead of a landing there is a splashdown into a kids pool or some small thing of water so that he is wet. Then he should roll around in flower. :) I'm a bit demented.

your suit should tear away revealing a superman outfit including a cape, and you should get a helmet cam, and you should break through something, like a wall or a window or something cool

Conan should hang upside down by his knees and eat bacon while he zips down to Home Base.

I think Conan should wear a Disco Ball style jacket, shiny mirror lens goggles and he should race the "shrieking raccoon wearing a jetpack" who zips down on an adjacent line. Their respective smokes should be different colors too. The Shrieking raccoon should wear a tuxedo, a la a James Bond type secret agent and Conan should chomp a cigar to which, at the end of the race, he should deliver and "Ahnuld" style one liner. There you have it. Pure comic gold.

P.S. I am not a scab and I support the striking writers.

On the Monday show, Conan mentioned that one of the methods he was thinking of to improve the zipline was to end it by riding through a picture.

Conan should end the zipline ride by smashing through a large picture of Brian Williams.

first of all im canadian but it would be hilarious if you dressed in a leather gimp suit and while an italian oprah singer sang oprah and crashed into a giant teletubby doll lmao

I think that it would be good eye candy and add excitment to this whole thing if there were either vegas show girls dancing and/or special late night cheerlearders

i think you should zipline down in your pale force outfit and it should be dark and have a spot light on you

Kick La Bamba in the chest at the end. Chuck Norris style.

fireworks...if anyone can pull it off, you can!!

Definitely do it while have a German disco light show. You should bring Quakers out just for the fun of it

I would like to Conan to drink hard alcohol on the air and just see what happens. I am sure it would be fun for him and the band to drink and just ramble dumb shit. This would be fun for all, I think this would be a great way to fill time during the strike.

Hey Conan should definatley have a German Disco light show with a cape and glow stick colored suit. Also the band should play superhero-esque music.

Or Conan should have a gun that shoot the infamous MINTY FOAM into the audience!

Speaking of the MINTY FOAM i want Conan to back up his words and actually do it..hes all talk i challenge him to actually back up his threats of using FOAM attacks on the audience.

Send a tv set down with Smigel on it!

Conan should wear a suit of velcro. While zipping down to his desk, the audience can throw velcro balls at him and however many he has stuck on him when he gets to his desk, he has to do that many push-ups, or whatever.

Put a piece of plywood over the stairs and go down it on rollerskates.

do it blindfolded and don't tell Conan what he's landing in.
then make him guess.

2 words Tarzan Costume

I don't see anything unusual in an Irishman smoking. What about dropping into a trampoline to execute a triple somersault which ends with you (Conan) landing in your desk chair (or couch if you the lawyers won't agree).

Background music: ride of the Valkyries

Have Conan go down the zipline as if he is chasing Max Weinberg for insulting conan about having ducks on his show (Conan has a sword and a cape while max is dressed as a baby)

When Conan starts to ride down the zip line, Rocketman (compliments of Elton John) should be playing in the background. Kudos if he can slide down it in slo-mo.

conan you can were a evilcanevil suit and have sparks coming off the line as u zip down like peices of flint sparking off the wire as u go down and you can land in a huge plush version of ur desk and then u do the conan hop

First off, Conan should wear a blue satin cape - or the pale force costume...

secondly, the audience should be armed with ping-pong ball guns or marshmallow guns...

thirdly, it should all be done under a black light - that should make the ping-pong balls, smoking helmet, etc show up really well...

I think Conan should be throwing monopoly money at the audience will he glides downward. Why monopoly money? because the show is too cheap to use real money!

Set up the zip line on the other side of the studio, and zip over top Max and the Max Weinberg 7.

Conan should zip line down to the stage where a man in a Godzilla or monster costume is ransacking a small city. Then Conan fends off the monster.

I think that you should make Max and La Bamba duke it out with huge boxing gloves...Say if La Bamba wins then you introduce the band after your monologue like "La Bamba and the La Bamba seven..La Bamba" If max wins then La Bamba should were a tutu of some sort....Just an idea you know.. just throwing it out there.....

Conan should be chased by little jay leno while he goes down the zip line. Little jay leno should be wielding a spear.

Conan should ride the zipline while wearing the Smoke Helmet and an inflatable sumo outfit. At the end of the line, he should smash through a giant paper poster of Diff'rent Strokes' Conrad Bain.

YOu should do in the year 2000 skit on the zip line! and also it should be the new invention of how to cross the American Border From Tijuana.. lol

Have Horny Manatee ride down and crash into Pender

Conan should zip down the line wearing a black top hat and monocle with an evil, sneeering laugh. Perfect.

cape, spandex suit, sparkling platform shoes into giant bowl of spaghetti

Place a Velcro bullseye platform somewhere on the stage and have Conan dressed in a Velcro suit. Have him attempt to land in the bullseye all while Masturbating bear stands on the desk and urges Conan for success!

I agree with the dinosaurs! They should be big sponge ones (like the ones that come in capsuls that you soak in water and they grow- only bigger!)
and i think Conan should be drinking from a juice box somehow affixed to a hat, and giant balloons should be thrown at him from the audience

I’d like to see Conan ride down the zip line wearing not only the smoking helmet, but a cape. Also, as he passes through the audience, confetti should drop from the areas that he passes, and when he lands on stage large tubes should shoot confetti out towards the audience. To further add to the excitement, something is sitting in Conan’s desk, like a man in an ant suit or maybe mr met. Conan then fights the person in the suit for control over his show.

Race random things to the bottom. Animals, objects whatever. But you can put a smoke helmet on a dog and race it to the bottom. Actually, you should also get some smoking shoes. Or get a trampoline for your landing and attempt to bounce off that and land on the chair (watch out for dog in helmet).

Conan zips down the line while the German disco light show is going on.

i think that you should wear a jumpsuit of the united states flag and possibly a little more smoke and some hot girls would probably do the trick.

Conan is a pale, pale man. He should, therefore, cover himself in bronzer and smash through a wall of swiss cheese. Why swiss? Why cheese? Well, it's never been done, for one. And further, if Conan tears through a swiss cheese barricade he will go down in history as the best late-night talk show host... ever.

Let the audience pelt Conan with rocks.

Keep everything as is, except add the German disco lights and put Conan in a crazy suit with blinking/flashing lights. It will redefine television.

Have 2 zip lines going in opposite directions and a zip line joust between Conan and Max and make sure the disco lights are going.

I think that Conan should wear a shirt promoting a web site called www.iamnotshavingtillConandoes.com Cause I told my boss iam not shaving till Conan does and he thought it was hilarious. That or Conan and the masturbating bear go down together.

Conan needs to ride helga from the gladiators piggy back style down the zipline

1. HAVE THE MASTERBATING BEAR DO IT!
2. HAVE JOEL DO IT NAKED AND LAND THROUGH A BLOWN UP PICTURE OF HIS CHINESE MAN SLUT ONLY TO FIND MAX BEHIND THE PICTURE WAITING EAGERLY IN HIS UNDERWEAR

Ok Conan needs to not be lowered so gently to the ground. Like he said he's not a glass China doll. Maybe he could have sparks fly out of his shoes (like you see in the movies).

You should have masturbating bear zip down the zipline. Of course while doing his thing, wink wink, if that is possible...:) It would be pretty funny and cheap to add some wings on his back too.

I think the horny manatee should embrace him at the stage when he lands.

I think conan should wear a baseball costume (literally a baseball) and La Bamba can stand at the end and catch him in a huge baseball glove. Or if you can get some baseball player to hit Conan with a bat at the end. DO IT CONAN!!!!

idea 1:
conan needs to get in a mothra costume and there needs to be a set up of a city that he can destroy as he flies into the stage.
the city should be made from foam.
idea 2:
get a fighter jet cut-out and put it around his waist, then he can fly in on some terrorists and there should be gun noises.
that was a horrible run-on sentence.

How bout bringing the America Gladiators to the show to combat you as you ride down? My favorite is wolf. Conan can of course dominate him.

I think you should have a giant ballsack hanging down that hits people in the head as he zips down. That would be hilarious.....

Conan should go to zip down the line and come to realize he's been replaced by Bob Saget (who is sitting behind the desk), because Conan's been spending so much time going down the zip line. (It could either be Bob Saget, or someone else who makes frequent appearances on Late Night)

PS: The zip line just brings the show to a whole other level that other talk shows haven't reached. Right on

you should do the show in a bikini with a duck tube around you.

I think that Conan should be wearing a bright red cape with "Big Cone Dawg!!" written on the back, above the cartoon character of him sporting a beard. In addition, he should obviously be going faster instead of gently being lowered and doing all this in the biggest badass persona he can muster. When he comes to "Ol Bessy Lou" he should be greeted by Quakers and/or the FedEx Pope if possible. If not, substitute for some hot female models.